My dear guests, we bid you welcome to the Club BoxBoy!  This page represents
our extremely feeble attempt to stimulate your visual senses and empty your
pockets of plethorae of coin.  Every month or so, Club BoxBoy will present for
your approval and amusement a different theme of fabulous BoxBoy product.  
Like a box of extremely inexpensive pastel cream-filled chocolates, you never know
what you will get until you open wide and say "aaahhh."  So enjoy ... and remember
that this site is NOT intended to be a cyber-museum.  We do want your
hard-earned money so we can continue to purchase compact discs, DVDs and eat!  
And thus, we commence...
May We Suggest ...
Ah, the joys of Christmas.  As our knowledge of Hannukah, Eid, Kwanzaa,
Boxing Day, etc., is extremely limited, we use "Christmas" in the spirit of ALL
holidays ... real or manufactured.   When we greet you a Merry Christmas, it's done
with the best of intentions.  Anyway, back to the true meaning of X-mas ... gift
giving.  We hate it. We have tried our best to eliminate the gift giving debacle in our
households for years.  We have almost succeeded in this endeavor as buying gifts
for all family members has been reduced to a drawing of names for only one gift.  We
hope even this practice will end after this season.  Still, we are sometimes pressed
to find that perfect gift ... for the boss, for the co-worker we hate, for the friend
who keeps on regifting, for the neighbor who fell down in our yard and broke their
pinkie toe ... the list is endless.  So, your BoxBoy has a few suggestions.  And at
the end of the list, a special gift for you ... you deserve it, we deserve it.  And a very
Happy Christmas to all my friends in BoxBoyLand.  The year 2010 will be a
fabulous one.  Higher Power bless us each and every one!
Club BoxBoy
Depressed?
The holidays are stressful ... right up there along
with weddings and movings.  Who needs the
aggravation?   Don't feel sorry for yourself, buy
some eggnog (with whiskey you fool) and get
merry.  Don't lie on a couch and blame others,  go
out Christmas caroling (with a Sunday School
group is ideal) with cheap whiskey on your breath.  
You'll be the talk of the town and your self-esteem
will skyrocket.  Get into the Christmas spirits!!
Overworked?
Job Suck?
There are so many advantages to being employed
by oneself.  We, for example set our own work
hours (this time of year, at least 12 hours a day
most days); we answer to no one (except the
telephone and the email); we await with great
anticipation the act of coins and bills being
parlayed into our palms ... only to find we are
working for pennies.  Hey, we could have a real job
in the real world and achieve the same results.
Unappreciated?
We made the mistake once of telling Loved One
about maids named Jessie Mae & Lily who
assisted our Saintly Mother with horrible
household chores occasionally.  Well I'll tell ya ...
this BoxBoy is the maid, the yardboy, the cook,
the handyman, the you name it ... whilst others (who
are unemployed) keep weird happy hours, smoke
cigarettes, and watch The Food Network most of
the day, sequestered in its man room.  We tried
"Otis Campbell, get to it!" but it didn't work.  
Time to call the man.
Family Problems?
Well, we could  devote an entire website to this
paragraph alone, but we'll make do.  When we were
little, our Saintly Mother wouldn't allow our
friends to come inside and play.  We had to play
outdoors, suffering insect bites and sunburn.  She
explained once years later that she did this
because our next door neighbor refused us
admittance into her house.  Didn't wanna go in
there anyway ... they were Baptists.
Money Worries?
In this day and age, who doesn't have money
worries?  Oh, the rich kids living off Daddy's trust
fund and who protest meetings of the World Bank
... well you're exempted because you are doing
such good community service.  Barf.  One who
does many things well yet can't generate income ...
would that be an entrepreneur?  Would that be a
professional college student?  Oops, we better
stop ... we do many things well, only some of which
generate income!
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We have had our fair share of sheety jobs over the
years ... this is why we are now self-employed.  Our
worst job was a ticket taker for an attraction in the
Great Smoky Mountains.  We even worked for
family (now ex-family thank the Little Baby
Jesus), and we were truly treated like sheet.  
Thankfully, many members of this dysfuntional
trash family are now pretty much destitute, having
blown through a small fortune.  Hahaha!!!
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When Life Just Blows ...
FUKITOL!
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Is Any Explanation Really Necessary?
Happy New Year!
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